A big cold one
It’s the time of year when the temperature
is heating up and an ice cold beer sounds heavenly. Especially after working
out in hot sun all day, or after your afternoon run when you’re all sweaty and
in need of a shower. Anything ice cold is wonderful. So how about a nice cold
cock?
(Pauses while you wipe the coffee off your
keyboard…)
See, in my mind, I don’t think of vampires
as warm. If they’re not warm-blooded, they have to be cold like a lizard right?
They gain heat from the sun. They absorb it. But therein lies one serious
problem – and let’s not even talk about glittering vamps here aka Twilight –
they can’t lie in the sun and absorb it’s energy. So they HAVE to stay cold,
right?
Now that you’re with me on this – and don’t
think I’m bonkers! – you’ll understand why I made Ambrose’s cock
bone-chillingly cold in my latest book, Darkest Flowers, a M/M erotic romance
from MLR Press. He’s a vampire. He lives in the shade. He’s not warm-blooded.
Therefore… he’s got a big cold one, as botanist Henri Muller finds out. The hard way. LOL I HAD to say it!
Luckily, Henri Muller has a heat problem.
You see, he’s been in a forest fire and every night, the memory of the fire
consumes him a little bit more. He’s got nightmares and nightsweats (some of us
gals can totally relate, right?) and lo and behold, there’s Ambrose with a
wonderful solution to his problem.
Kind of makes an ice cold beer on a hot
summer day look like a really easy conflict to solve, huh?
Tell me what’s your favorite beer and I’ll
pick a winner from the comments for a FREE copy of Darkest Flowers.
Thanks for having me here today!
Eva
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DARKEST
FLOWERS
by EVA LEFOY
Botanist Henri Muller will do almost
anything for a flower—even brave a forest fire. Scarred and heartbroken, he journeys to a
greenhouse run by a reclusive proprietor with a mysterious green thumb and a
potent sexuality. Henri’s startled by their passionate encounter, but when he
discovers the vampire’s bite soothes his tormented body and soul he longs to
stay though the cure is deadly.
Ambrose is a shy monster with a lonely
heart. Will Henri choose to become his mate or will he let Ambrose wilt and die
like a neglected flower? With each passing day, Ambrose grows weaker...
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EXCERPT:
A possible Ambrose |
He gripped the arctic ass behind him and pulled it closer, desperate
to have Ambrose’s cock inside him, even if he had to go through fabric to get
it. “Oh, God, Ambrose. Fuck me. Fuck me, please.”
“Yes.” Ambrose hissed the word and grabbed Henri’s hand, leading him
back to the main greenhouse. “I shall have you. You will become part of my
beautiful collection.”
Henri had no idea what that meant. But as Ambrose tipped him
backward into a container full of lilies, he didn’t care. He landed on the
moist soil and spread his legs. Surrounded by the soft petals and powerful
spicy scents, he succumbed to the most passionate heat he’d ever known.
Ambrose opened a flower stem, took some sort of lubricant from it,
spread it on his shaft and entered Henri’s hungry hole.
Each sharp thrust made him gasp anew, filling him with a cock so
unrelentingly hard, so bone-chillingly cold, he gasped out moans of agony. The
shock wasn’t unlike being thrust into an arctic sea. The polar temperature of
Ambrose’s cock warred with his overheated channel, and little by little, the
shaft inside him warmed. But Henri only grew hotter, just like he did every
night he jerked himself off. Oh God, not
this again.
“Easy now. You’ll be even warmer in a few seconds, but you have
nothing to fear.”
Ambrose was right. The moment he was fully seated, Henri found
himself overcome by a dizzying fever. Sweat broke out across his body. His arms
and legs shook with it, his throat raspy and dry. “Ambrose….” His tight ring
clenched and relaxed, sending shivers up his channel that turned to fire. If
Ambrose didn’t fill and cool every inch of him and relieve him of this fervent
heat, he’d burst into flames. “More. Oh God, more. Move inside me. I’m too hot.
Too hot.”
Ambrose did as asked, sliding his long rigid cock in and out at the
same tortuous pace he’d used to milk Henri’s shaft earlier.
Henri gripped handfuls of flower stems and lifted his hips, hungrily
meeting each of Ambrose’s thrusts with his own. By now the air was so humid and
heavy, it felt like a Cincinnati linebacker sat on his chest. His voice exited
with a scratchy wheeze. “More. Please.” He didn’t know how much of this
excruciating madness he could take. If Ambrose would only hurry…
But he didn’t. Instead, Ambrose leaned close and trailed a frosty
white finger down Henri’s sweat-soaked chest. The sudden change from hot to
cold pushed him over the edge. His ass clenched and he arched his back and
came, his howl rattling the panes of glass above him.
Ambrose leaned over him, pressing them skin to skin, his straight
platinum hair shimmering with each slight movement of his hips.
Heat met cold. Fusion met explosion. Henri’s orgasm in process
ratcheted up a notch, tearing through him like wild pounding fear. He squirmed
and twisted, in agony and ecstasy. And then he opened his eyes and saw them.
Ambrose had fangs.
Stunned, fire still consuming his flesh, he screamed in terror but
couldn’t rouse his muscles to flee as Ambrose bent lower, put his mouth to
Henri’s neck, and sank his pearly white teeth into his galloping pulse.
Henri’s cock erupted, drenching his belly, his cum soaking into the
flower bed. As if from far away, he heard Ambrose release and a chilly liquid
soothed his channel, cooling him down. His fever broke. Spent, head spinning,
Henri swooned. Behind closed eyes he dreamed of being trapped in the fire, only
this time, Ambrose dragged him to safety.
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Author Bio and Contact:
Eva Lefoy writes and reads all kinds of romance, and is a certified Trekkie. She's also terribly addicted to chocolate, tea, and hiking. One of these days, she'll figure out the meaning of life, quit her job, and go travel the galaxy. Until then, she's writing down all her dirty thoughts for the sake of future explorers.
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eva-Lefoy/344907072265234
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Eva_Lefoy
Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/elefoy/
Blog: http://writery.wordpress.com/
As I have to have a gluten free diet, I do enjoy an ale called Night Mission and the brewer also has a spelt grain beer called Gladiator. There are also a few other GPA's that are quite pleasant.
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting me Elizabeth! I hope your readers enjoy my logic!
ReplyDeleteFavorite beer us Guinness.
ReplyDeleteLoved the post!
Sexy Ambrose!
ReplyDeleteEvelise
Sula, have you tried Woodchuck? It's 100% gluten free, and has a surprisingly wide variety. They make a pretty decent Amber, and this is the opinion of someone who doesn't drink beer! http://www.woodchuck.com/cider/gluten-free.html
ReplyDeleteCorona nothing better than corona and the beach. Yeah
ReplyDeleteThanks all for vising me here! I appreciate your support! I'll get winner info to Elizabet asap.
ReplyDeleteAll beer sounds good to me! Except pine beer. Hubby made that once. Could not touch it. Blech!
ReplyDeleteRandom.org picked commentor #1. Sula I need your email addy please. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHurray and thank random for picking me :) My email address is slholland 30 at outlook dot com :) Thank you and thank Eva for this giveaway - Sula
ReplyDeleteAwesome! this was fun!
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