OUT NOW! The House of Fox
An adult paranormal comedy
by
SJ Smith @sjsmithauthor @SinfulPress
#paranormal #comedy #smut
SJ Smith gives us another glimpse into
his warped mind with his latest novel. The House of Fox is a crazy
paranormal sex-fest that some will love, others will hate, but everyone will
remember.
Blurb:
The House of Fox is a paranormal comedy that contains
scenes of a sexually explicit nature.
After a drunken night on the town,
four friends awake to find themselves in the House of Fox, the ultimate brothel
in the universe, where every sordid fantasy becomes reality. But all is not as
it seems. The House of Fox harbours many dark secrets, and factions are
plotting against one another.
The four newcomers must choose their
friends carefully, and take care not to lose their minds on the thrill ride of
perversion that will carry them to the ends of the Earth and beyond.
The Great Voyeur in the Sky is
watching . . .
Buy links:
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-house-of-fox-sj-smith/1123824728?ean=9781910908044
Excerpt:
“Um, hello? I’m looking for someone
called Pandora?”
“That’d be me,” replied a rasping
voice.
“Oh, right. Hi!” He waved, and smiled
his most charming smile. “My name is Dylan. Giovanni sent me down here to – um
– escape?”
The woman came hobbling into the
half-light. She was old – impossibly old – with wrinkles on her wrinkles and
snow white hair hanging all the way to the floor. Her eyes, which were
radiantly green and untouched by the years that had withered the rest of her
body, twinkled with mirth at the expression he must have pulled on seeing her.
“What’s the matter, son? You forget
what a real woman looks like?” She leaned her weight on a gnarled walking
stick. “I’m ‘fraid to say, the magic that keeps all them girlies looking so
damned good out there don’t work none in here. What you see is what you get.”
Was she fishing for compliments? God,
women were so hard to understand sometimes. “You look lovely,” he offered,
trying to ignore the obvious smell of piss.
“Ha!” Pandora came limping forward,
reminding him of one of those crazy old fuckers he sometimes used to encounter
in the Post Office. She sniffed the air. “So you’ll be the boy that wants to
escape?”
Dylan nodded. “That’s me.” Something
about her intense eyes unsettled him and froze him where he stood. He found he
was scared of her for reasons he couldn’t quite put his finger on.
“Holy shit. Things must be a damned
sight worse than I thought if you’re the best they’ve got to offer.” She shook
her head. “Times call for a lion, and I get given a lamb. I can tell from the
way you hold yourself you’re more suited to brushing out stables than carrying
the hopes of a nation on your shoulders.”
Dylan stuck out his bottom lip. He
didn’t like this mean old lady.
“Well, what’s the matter? Cat got your
tongue? Sweet Mary Mother of Joseph, let’s hope you ain’t as dumb as you look,
because truth be told you look dumber than a bag of hammers.”
Her insults prickled at his skin. “Are
you going to help me or not?” he asked indignantly.
“Help you? Well, that depends entirely
on your definition of the word.” She cackled, and grinned toothlessly. “I’m
going to send you out of here, just like you’ve been wanting. Whether that’ll
be of any help to you remains to be seen. It isn’t an easy journey, and frankly
you’ll regret undertaking it after you’ve not gone more than a dozen steps.
You’ll soon be wishing you were right back here in the House of Fox, getting
that big old cock of yours sucked by all them lackey floozies and hoochies.”
Only now did he realise quite how
naked he was. Giovanni’s tuxedo had disappeared, as if blown away by a breeze.
He covered his groin with his hands.
Pandora laughed. “No need to hide it,
son. I’m a little long in the tooth to be getting offended by the sight of a
man’s ding-a-ling.”
Frustration throbbed in Dylan’s
temples. This whole experience felt like it was shaping up to be a waste of
time. If only he’d stayed in bed this morning. “Can we just get on with it,
please?”
“If you’re sure you really want to go
through with this, we can get started right away.”
“I’m sure.” Dylan puffed out his
chest. He wasn’t afraid. Was he?
Pandora nodded sagely. “Cool beans.
Get down on your hands and knees. We’re going to work ourselves a little
witchcraft.”
He knelt on the floor and got on all
fours as instructed. The old woman squatted down beside him, her knees clicking
and creaking. She ran her hand along his back, then reached between his thighs
and closed her bony fingers around his cock.
Dylan pulled a face. Could it get much
worse than this? Getting wanked off by an old lady in a hovel was seriously not
cool.
“We’re going to need a little of your
seed, so try and relax.” Pandora stroked his shaft with cold, leathery palms.
“Come on big boy, squirt me up a handful.”
Dylan closed his eyes and tried to
pretend the rather unpleasant motion at his groin was being caused by the mouth
and tongue of that lovely blonde girl from last night rather than the warty,
withered hands of a geriatric. He finally got hard, felt the flutters in his
balls and gasped as he shot his load.
“Bingo,” Pandora muttered.
Author Bio:
SJ Smith is a neurotic recluse who
lives in North Wales. It has long been his dream to become a full time filth
monger.
Links:
Twitter:
@sjsmithauthor
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SJSmithWriter/
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